Monday, April 26, 2010

Let's Get This Potty Started: A Haiku

Auto flush broken
I remain oblivious
Dancing in the stall


C'mon. You know you've done it too.
You finish your business, stand up, and watch anxiously for the autoflush to kick in.
But it doesn't.
You wait.
It doesn't.
So what do you do? You wave your hands in front of the sensor, shimmy your hips a bit, mime sitting down and standing up again. And before you know it, you're doing the autoflush dance.

Or is it just me?

1 comment:

Michelle said...

laugh.out.loud.